You are every reason, every hope and every dream I have ever had. And no matter what happens to us in the future, every day we were together was the best day of my life.

There are two absolutes in life: friends and vodka. And the best memories involve both.

I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich – 27 dresses

As soon as you stop wanting something, you get it

Missing you isn’t the problem. It’s wondering if you’re ever coming back that’s killing me

Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they’re supposed to run wild until they find someone just as wild to run with.

All girls really want is for someone to want them back

You’re a great friend, but if the zombies come, I’m tripping you. J

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

You were given this life because you’re strong enough to live it

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it

She’s sun and rain. She’s fire and ice. And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone cause she’ll rage just like the river. Then, she’ll ask you to forgive her. She’s every woman that I’ve ever known.

Break my heart, but I won’t bleed.

The reasons I’m alone I know by heart. And I don’t want to spend forever in the dark. Next time, I’ll hold on for dear life, if love ever gives me a another try.

I see you leaning, about to fall. I don’t want to be that mistake

I’ve been building up a wall. Not to keep anyone out, but to see who’s brave enough to climb over it.

You go, we go

If two past lovers can stay friends, it’s either that they never were in love or they still are

At the end of the day, you can either focus on what’s tearing you apart or what’s holding you together

Never forget what people say to you when they’re angry, that’s when the truth comes out

In three words I can sum up everything I know about life: it goes on!

To fear love is to fear life. And those who fear life are already half dead.

One’s first love is always perfect until one meets one’s second love.

Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real

Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious

We must believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of people we don’t like?

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor Hell a fury like a woman scorned

I’ve never told a lie and that makes me a liar

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.

Some dreams never get realized. Some hopes never get their chance. Some aspirations hide away, and some wishes never get spoken, then again, some fires never burn out.

I only have one heart, but it beats like three.

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.

We were the middles children of history, raised by television to believe that someday we’ll be millionaires and movie stars and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re just learning this fact, so, don’t mess with us.

You’re gonna be the death of me. I don’t want you, but I need you. I love and hate you all at the same time.

Some people say, “never kiss a friend because that friend will be forever lost.” But what if the one person you are looking for is that one friend that you never kissed?

When you find yourself in darkness, remember that only in the dark do you see stars and they’ll always lead you home

You gotta be rich to be insane, losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class.

I know what it’s like to not feel like you’re in the room until he looks at you or touches your hand or even makes a joke at your expense , just to let everyone know you’re with him.

Let people talk behind your back, it reminds you that you’re one step ahead of them.

I don’t mind being alone, I just don’t want to be lonely.

We’re so arrogant aren’t we? So afraid of age, we do everything we can to prevent it. We don’t realize what a privilege it is to grow old with someone, someone who doesn’t drive you to commit murder or doesn’t humiliate you beyond repair.

Stay mad for as long as you can because regret and sadness are sure to come as soon as you give anger up.

I love you. That’s my secret. No hearts. No pretty drawings. No poems or cryptic messages. I love you

There’s nothing scarier than getting what you want because then you have something to lose

Sometimes you just have to jump off the bridge and hope that you learn to fly on the way down

Keep looking up. There’s nothing on the ground but your feet.

Childhood is what you spend the rest of your life trying to overcome. Beginnings are usually scary, endings are usually sad, but it’s the middle that counts the most. Try to remember that when you find yourself at a new beginning, just give hope a chance to float up, and it will.

Tough people aren’t born that way. They become that way when no one is there to wipe their tears away.

Every guy is a retard from age 14 to 18. Then at 18, they graduate to stupid.

I finally figured out what life is all about: hanging on when your heart has had enough and giving more when you feel like giving up.

I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you in school. They don’t teach you how to love somebody. They don’t teach you how to be famous. They don’t teach you how to be rich or poor. They don’t teach you how to walk away from someone you don’t love any longer. They don’t teach you how to know what’s going on in someone else’s mind. They don’t teach you what to say to someone who’s dying. They don’t teach you anything worth knowing.

You live in a deranged age. More deranged that usual because despite all of the great and scientific and technological advances, man has not the faintest idea of who he is or what he is doing.

Half of the world is composed of people who have something to say and can’t and the other half who have nothing to say and keep saying it.

Sometimes, it’s hard to live when you know it ends in death. But at least sometimes you’ll have blue skies. At least sometimes you’ll have twilight. And, of course, you’ll always have me.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted

I don’t want to be your world, just your favorite part.

The dictionary is right: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Life is like a tunnel. You can’t always see the light at the end, but if you just keep going, you’ll eventually reach it.

Don’t tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.

It’s a long way to Heaven, but its one hell of a ride

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, expecting different results

You won’t believe the things a heart can tell a mind

I’ve got lightening in my veins, thunder in my chest, all tangled up with you and trying to catch my breath

How are you supposed to look to the future when the past keeps coming back to you?

We tell ourselves that what we’ve found is what we meant to find

I don’t have to worry about things that I don’t have ‘cause if I ain’t got nothing, I got nothing to hold me back

I’m tired of chasing my dreams. I’m just going to ask tem where they’re going and hook up with them later

Dream as if you’ll live forever, live as if you’ll die today

I’m worst at what I do best and for this gift I feel blessed, our little group has been and always will, until the end

Don’t ask her on a straight tequila night, she’ll start thinking about him and she’s ready to fight; blames her broken heart on every man in sight

It seems as though things are changing. I’m not the child I used to be. My wings have grown and now it’s time to fly and build my life around what changing

Don’t hold your past in the palm of your hand if you can’t throw it away

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once

Someday, if we’re lucky, we’ll get old enough to finally be embarrassed by the crazy things we’ve done. We’ll be just like our parents, responsible and bland, no risk, no excitement. Let’s get it while we can.

Don’t worry, I ain’t gonna ask you to come back and love me. Maybe you don’t have to, ‘cause I can be in love with you without you

If love was a plane, nobody’d get on

I’ve got plenty of direction, but I don’t know where to do

You might just be that outside chance for me

Always living fast, only thinking short term, I never got past a bridge I didn’t burn

There ain’t much of nothing in me left to be saved, but baby, I bet if you could love somebody like me, there might be hope for me yet

She’s a cross around her neck and a cuss word cause its Monday

They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other every day. But in spite of their differences, they still had one thing in common, they were crazy about each other

Can’t you see that for worse or for better, we’re better together? Don’t say you’re sorry and I won’t say, “I told  you so.”

We could sit on the shore. We could just be friends. Or, we could jump in.

Women are evil things, they are worse than booze and drugs

You won’t be his first, his last or his only. He’s loved before and he’ll love again. But if he loves you know, what else matters? He’s not perfect and neither are you. And the two of you never will be perfect. But if he makes you laugh at least once, it causes you to think twice. And if he admits to being human and making mistakes, hold on to him and give him all you’ve got. He’s not going to quote poetry. He’s not going to be thinking of you ever moment. But he will give you a part of him that he knows you can break. Don’t hurt him. Don’t change him. Don’t expect too much from him. Smile when he makes you happy. Cry when he makes you sad. And miss him when he’s not there.

You’re all I ever needed to be happy

I’d rather have you as my friend than to not have you in my life at all

You have this weird way of meaning everything and nothing to me all at the same time

She’s got bite marks on her tongue from all the things she never said

The world is going to throw us a million reasons why this isn’t gonna work out between us, but I’m armed with the one reason why it will; I love you

In this weird twisted way, I know you miss me. Not because I want to believe it, but because you’ll never find another girl who will put up with you like I did

One day, you’re going to wake up and realize that you truly love her and she’s going to wake up next to the one who already knew.

The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.

Life should be more simple, like Nintendo, with a reset button.

It’s not up to me anymore, if you want me in your life, you’ll find a way to put me there.

There’s always going to be that one guy that no matter what happens between you two, no matter how long you go without talking, you just never stop loving him.

I don’t want the kind of boyfriend that doesn’t want me dancing on tables. I want the kind of boyfriend who’s like, “hell yea! Get my girl another drink!”

If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe they’re supposed to be there

When we’re little, they tell us that we’re all either cops or criminals. Now, what I’m saying to you is, when you’re staring at a loaded gun, what’s the difference?

If breaking hearts was a crime, I’d be doing life.

You can’t have roots and wings

Being grown up isn’t half as much fun as growing up. These are the best days of our lives. The only thing that matters is just following your heart and eventually, you’ll finally get it right.

It is a fool who fails to return to his last place of happiness

And he said to her, “Don’t get so worked up over nothing. You can’t add a second to your life by worrying. And I don’t know what tomorrow brings, but tonight you’re mine and that’s all that I need.”

It’s not what you take when you leave this world behind, it’s what you leave behind you when you go.

Glad I told you everything I had to when I had the chance cause every moment I had with you made me who I am today

You only get one life to live, but when you live like us, one life is enough

I’ll stay with you. The walls will fall before we do.

You’re only as strong as the shots you take, the tables you dance on and the friends you hold on to.

When night falls in around me and I don’t think I’ll make it through, I use your light to guide my way cause all I think about is you.

You have to remember to breathe or you’ll die

Heroes get remembered, but legends live on forever. So follow your heart kid, you’ll never go wrong

May you be a half hour in Heaven before the devil knows you’re dead.

At least a million times I have fallen, but never will I break.

Fall down seven times, stand up eight

If you never jump, you’ll never know if you can fly

I drank ‘til I stumbled, I drank ‘til I fell. When the drunk part was over, it hurt me like hell. I know about drinking and I know one things true, being drunk’s a lot like loving you.

There’s a difference in spending time with me and killing time while I’m there.

I sit and watch your every move. Your eyes still remind me of angels that hover above.

She was precious, like a flower. She grew wise and wild but innocent; a perfect prayer in a desperate hour. She was everything beautiful and different.

I’d rather ask forgiveness than permission

You can live like the devil or hang on to Jesus

Whatever words I say, I will always love you

The stars are out tonight and you’re the brightest one shining in my sky

She knows she’s more than just a little misunderstood

Sometimes, the hardest thing and the right thing are the same

There’s a long line of people giving up on love. So many hearts get broken in the push and shove. Baby, I’ll believe in you for the rest of my life.

I’m too young for growing up just yet.

Once again, in self-defense, I won’t sleep a wink to prevent dreaming of you.

You’ll always be the fire I can’t put out.

I hope you’re doing fine out there without me. Cause I’m not doing so good without you. The things I thought you’d never know about me were the things I guess you always understood. So, how could I have been so blind for all these years? Guess I only see the truth through all this fear of living without you.

Everything that I am and all that I’ll ever be, it could all fall in around me just as long as I have you right here by me.

Sorry I can’t find the right words to say, everything I’ve ever known gets swept away inside of your love.

I don’t know why I gave you my heart, sometimes it feels so wrong. But in spite of all this weather, I know why we’re together and I swear that right now, I’m right where I belong.

You can wish on four-leaf clovers, but all the fields have been plowed over and there’s nothing left to do but fly away.

On the day I die, I know where I’m gonna go, me and Jesus got that part worked out. I’ll sit at the gate, till his face I see, and stand in a long line of sinners like me.

Character is a journey, not a destination.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

You make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me, I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way.

It really don’t matter where we go, just as long as I’m riding with you.

And I’ll stare straight into the sun and I won’t stop until I understand or go blind.

The problem with opportunity is that it only knocks, while temptation kicks in the door.

When the sun slowly chases the moon from the sky and touches your face as you open your eyes, what are you thinking? Do you like what you see? Is it all that you dreamed of? Or do you wish it was me?

You can’t go forcing something if it’s just not right.

You do something to me that I can’t explain, so could I be out of line if I said, “I miss you?”

A thousand miles seems pretty far, but they’ve got planes and trains and cars, I’d walk to you if I had no other way. Our friends will all make fun of us and we’ll just laugh along because we know that none of them have ever felt this way.

I can promise you that by the time we get through, the world will never ever be the same.

The world’s a roller coaster and I am not strapped in, maybe I should hold with care, but my hands are busy in the air.

Any boy over the age of 14 knows when you like them.

You weren’t a mistake, just a mean realization that I could do better.

Why are some girls so naïve? He didn’t unbutton your blouse to get a better view of your heart.

At some point, you have to make a decision. Boundaries don’t keep other people out, they fence you in. Life is messy, that’s how we’re made. So, you can waste your life drawing lines or you can live your life crossing them.

The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference. If you hate someone, you still care.

The world owes you nothing, it was here first

Never, under and circumstances, say, “Things can’t get any worse,” because life will prove you wrong.

The only thing I regret about high school is that I never got to do half of the things that I heard I did.

Life is a sleazy stranger, who looks vaguely familiar, flirting with a bimbo named Disaster.

Too often, the thing you want most is the thing you can’t have. Desire leaves us heartbroken; it wears us out. Desire can wreck your life. But as tough as wanting something you can be, the people who suffer the most are the ones who don’t know what they want.

Don’t confuse the people who are always around for the people who are always there.

So, here’s to who we were, who we are and who we will be.

The way I see it, you should live everyday like it’s your birthday.